im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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