You can't special order awesome
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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