I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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