I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
These tits shall not be calmed
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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