So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize