no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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