No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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