What a fucking waste of an outfit
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I want to be your penis for a week.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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