he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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