The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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