oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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