i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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