Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I love you.
Bad choice
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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