What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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