Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
