do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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