she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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