When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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