do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
