we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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