do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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