I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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