you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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