And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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