Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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