well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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