Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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