I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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