yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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