Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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