3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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