the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Don't make out with my wife yet
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Im part way to drunk.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i believe in u and ur pee
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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