We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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