Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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