I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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