return my video game
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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