Got a toothbrush?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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