I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
