Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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