you traded sex for a burrito?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He has the fingertips of a God
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