i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
