this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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