Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Randomize
