i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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