White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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