perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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