Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
