I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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