Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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