And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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