okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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