Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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