1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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