Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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