she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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