No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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