As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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