When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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